...........is back!!!

so now I'm married. and very white. I came across this information the other day at Barnes and Noble. I'm actually surprised there wasnt a chapter dedicated to that in itself. If you're capable of having a good laugh at your socially liberal-enviro-yuppie self, check it out.
and with this thrust back into the blogoshpere, I'll leave you again (though not for nearly as long. sorry about that) with one of my favorite excerpts from the hilariously humbling compilation of sarcastic rants:

"MODERN FURNITURE: When white people envision their dream home, a key part of the fantasy involves at least one piece of furniture designed by a famous architect from the 30's. (VanderRohe, Eames, Le Corbusier, etc."

"SOCCER: Many white people will tell you that they are very into soccer. But be careful, it's a trap. If you attempt to engage them about your favorite soccer team or talk about famous moments in soccer history, you are likely to be met with blank stares. This is because white people dont actually enjoy watching soccer. They just like telling their friends that they are into it. In fact, the main reason white people like soccer is so that they can buy a new scarf"

"MUSICAL COMEDY: One of the more interesting things about white people is that they love singing comedians. They style of humor involves a person or group singing a song, but instead of being serious, the song has funny lyrics. It's not any more complicated than that, yet white people cant get enough of it... It's a pretty good idea, because when you have jokes that aren't that great, and music that isn't that great, you can just mix them together to create something that will entertain white people"

I could go on and on.....