Wednesday, September 16, 2009

ornamental ornithophobia

so how many birds is too many for a girl with a fear of birds? could i really sleep with them on top of me? even if i had a fabulous orange jonathan adler thow to distract myself?

this dilemma reminds me of a recent joke: we dont serve beer to bears in bars in billings. maybe better off with no birds on bedspreads in bedrooms for bananas.

1 comment:

  1. Now if only you could convince my Ma to lay off the nautical theme.

    Just because the water can be seen from the home doesn't mean everything needs a shell on it.

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