i call bullshit

so who's heard of color forecasting? i guess it's a bit like the weather... or like fashion; with the huge exception that while you may be able to re-invent skinny jeans, you cannot in fact, re-invent the color yellow.

yellow is yellow.

tonight i went to a 'color forecasting preview' put on by the clairvoyant folks over at benjamin moore. the news is out: 2010 is all about cedar green #2034-40. see the really really bad color here

barf. if i ever recommend something this bad, please ask me to pay you an hourly fee as repentance for being such an idiot.

huh?

spotted this while standing in the kitchen eating dinner by the stove. it's the newest offering from the design geniuses over at viva terra. it looked even worse in the catalog where the background was also flesh toned. why would i want a buddah phallus? why would anybody? they are described as "each unique". well isnt that the truth.

rough bark shaft: $39
smiling buddah tip: $included
personal 'organic' phallus to worship in the privacy of your own home: priceless

love, love

who doesent love an altar table? they are such a cool piece of furniture and can be used in countless places, mixed in with most any design style. maybe even "brooklyn" style?

ornamental ornithophobia

so how many birds is too many for a girl with a fear of birds? could i really sleep with them on top of me? even if i had a fabulous orange jonathan adler thow to distract myself?

this dilemma reminds me of a recent joke: we dont serve beer to bears in bars in billings. maybe better off with no birds on bedspreads in bedrooms for bananas.